Teacher Student Jokes in English
Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny content about fools and teachers. Some jokes are from the mouths of children; Their innocent questions and answers bring a smile while others are silly and stupid about the students who answer.
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In each student's English small jokes, you can share these funny shayari jokes with your friends on social networking sites like Facebook Twitter, Whatsappetkar: Can someone give me an example of "COINCIDENCE"?
PAPPU: Sir, my mom and dad married on the same day, at the same time. "
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Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"!
Teacher: No, this is wrong.
PAPPU: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how I understood it.
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Teacher: Pappu, tell me clearly that do you pray before eating?
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PAPPU: No sir, I do not have to, my mother is a good cock.
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Teacher: Pappu, your creation on "My Dog" is exactly like your brother. Did you duplicate it?
PAPPU: No, teacher, this is the same dog.
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Teacher: What are some of the West Indies products?
Students: I do not know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar?
Students: We borrow it from our neighbors.
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Teacher: Can you please pay a little attention here?
Student: Yes, I am paying as little as I can. !!
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An E.N.T Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
She presented him with a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty, Professor said: "Thank God that I am not a gynecologist."
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Student 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Student 2: OK
Student 1: A white horse fell into the mud.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what is 7 times 6?"
Student: "This is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "Great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
The same student: "It's 24 mam."
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Two students were talking:
First: Do you know what snake's favorite subject is?
Second: No, you tell.
First: Histostry !!!
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Teacher: Who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that this is O from H !!
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Jazzy: My dad is pregnant, I'm brother soon.
Teacher: How can this happen? it's not possible.
Jazzy: My mother had a pain in the stomach last month, because I had a younger sister, now my father is going through the same pain !!!
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Teacher: From where did the foreigner rule us?
STUDENT: I'm not sure but I think the pages 50 to 55 ...
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Jokes on teacher-student ..
Teacher: If you want to make your character good, then call all the women 'mother'.
Student: Good who will make my character good, but what will happen to my father?
Two cow stands in a field.
One says to each other, "Are you worried about Mad Cow disease?"
The second says, "No, this is not my concern, I am a horse!"
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Man: How can you tell if someone is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!
So these were some teachers and funny jokes of the students. Hope you like it.
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